Thanks for the message!
I've installed a small chime in my next-door neighbor's living room and, as soon as you hit send, it began to gently ring – slowly getting louder and louder – notifying him to run to the store and buy a four-pack of Guinness.
As soon as he’s returned, he’ll sneak into my home as quietly as possible, in through my back door, using the spare key I made for him.
No matter what time of day it is, he’s been instructed to scream, “THEY FINALLY REACHED OUT!” as loud as possible and begin to pour me said Guinness.
My cats are freaking out, Sarah is startled (I forgot to tell her this was going to happen) but I have a proper pint and a new message from you so, that’s not my problem.
We all clinked glasses, said your name three times, and I gave a super emotional toast about how short life is and how it’s these moments that keep us going and make it all worthwhile.
I won’t sleep till you hear from me!
-R
